Write a dialogue with:
A male voice speaking to a female voice – vice-versa
An angry voice talking to a calm voice – vice-versa
A child talking to an adult – vice-versa
An old woman/man talking to a young woman/man – vice-versa
A dog talking to a cat - vice-versa
A car talking to a tree - vice-versa
The possibilities are just about endless.
"Ouch! Why can't you cars look where you're going!"
"Well why can't you be growing somewhere else besides right here on this curve?"
"Hey I had no control over where that squirrel planted me. I'm...like rooted to this spot. You, on the other hand have lots of control. You can go anywhere you like. But what do you do? You slam right into me."
"Wow, I'm like so sorry."
"Yeah right. Man does my bark hurt."
"Well, you know, you're not the only one that like got hurt here. Look at my fender! It's all dented in, the paint is scraped off and my headlight is busted."
"I could care less about your fender, you can get it fixed. Look at me! This is the worst case of road rash that I've seen. I'm going to be scarred for life."