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Saturday, April 2, 2016

B is for...

Welcome to my 7th Challenge. Thank you Arlee Bird!  I know a certain Brit with a certain dog, who's a modest internet star, who thinks we are all crazy for doing this. So I'm doing something off the wall and a bit different just to put a smile on his face (and yours too I hope) and her muzzle if they so happen to stop by.



It's all about the A to Z of:




Shakespearean Insults
First Folio





Today's insult: Thou art a BOOTLESS mottle-minded dewberry.






AND







Surrealist Compliments!
Alexa szlavics oilpainting


Today's compliment: Give me your hand that I may want of your BROKEN nails.
















May they cause you to smile.
May they lighten your day and help you take things less seriously.
Pass them on if you would like.
Make up your own and share in the comments.
Or visit the Shakespearean Insult Generators HERE and
the Surrealist Compliment Generator HERE.

If you'd like to visit other participants in the A to Z Challenge, go HERE.

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12 comments:

  1. NicolaApril 2, 2016 at 4:22 AM

    Thanks Bish. My day is enlightened and the sun is shining. All is good.

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  2. UnknownApril 2, 2016 at 6:00 AM

    :D great compliment :) The Truck Traveller

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  3. Susan A EamesApril 2, 2016 at 6:07 AM

    What a fabulous insult - even if I don't know what a mottle-minded dewberry is!

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  4. Susan A EamesApril 2, 2016 at 6:07 AM

    What a fabulous insult - even if I don't know what a mottle-minded dewberry is!

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  5. Frank ParkerApril 2, 2016 at 6:26 AM

    Loving these! It's good to have access to words that can replace the usual expletives. My offering for insult: barnacled bandycoot. And for a complement balletic beatificence
    @fparkerswords
    Frank Parker’s Author Site

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  6. Bob ScotneyApril 2, 2016 at 7:17 AM

    I'm going to try using 'broken nails' on my wife the next time she comes it from changing their colour again.

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  7. Yolanda RenéeApril 2, 2016 at 7:36 AM

    I'm not sure the recipient of either of these would understand, and a slap might happen (Bob). LOL
    Great A to Z!

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  8. cleemckenzieApril 2, 2016 at 9:55 AM

    I've got to find a way to use that insult in a book. The "bootless mottle-minded dewberry" has to be one of the best series of words I've ever read. Thank you Shakespeare. Thank you Bish.

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  9. Alex J. CavanaughApril 2, 2016 at 10:20 AM

    Shakespeare's insult reminds me of that line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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  10. Michelle WallaceApril 2, 2016 at 3:33 PM

    Hehe! Really funny.
    Writer In Transit

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  11. Sarah FosterApril 2, 2016 at 7:27 PM

    Haha I love that insult! I need to find a way to use that. :)

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  12. klahanieApril 3, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    "B" is for "Bish!" Speaking of good old Willie, apparently his grave is somewhat Bootless and headless.

    In the fine art of checking out the alphabet thingy posts, I thoroughly skimmed through your post! :)

    Take care, eh.

    Gary

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