Friday, November 20, 2009

Donkeys - Erasmus - Part One

I have always had a deep fondness for donkeys. Their general behavioral traits have given them a bad rap. The most noted one is that they are stubborn. But think about this; donkeys, for their size, can carry quite a lot of weight, they are extraordinarily sure footed, they do not require a stable and are quite content to spend their lives out in the elements, plus they are not fussy eaters, eating almost anything available. In many places donkeys are used to protect sheep and goat herds from coyotes (when a donkey is raised among them they become fiercely protective; when threatened their sharp hooves can be deadly.) Lastly, they are smarter than horses. And this is where their reputation for “stubbornness” comes from.

A horse can actually be run to death. It doesn’t know enough to stop and rest. Some might call this devotion to the rider, or some such thing. I say it’s stupidity. A donkey, when it’s tired will stop and not budge until rested. If the load its carrying is too heavy, it will not move, or it may well get down on the ground and roll to get the load off its back. It knows its own limitations. Not even a beating will make it move a hoof.

The only true thing about donkeys is when you are riding them, and they run, you have to have a strong spine as theirs is a stiff legged trot that is quite jarring. However, their usual slow plodding pace is easy. Remember, Jesus didn't ride a colt into Jerusalem, he rode a young ass.

At different times during the years we lived on St. John, we owned two donkeys.

Erasmus was the first.

He was large for a donkey standing at the shoulder a good 13 to 14 hands high. A male who had been gelded late in life, he retained fond memories of the ladies. At least once he took off running after a female while my sister and I were on his back. There I was on the “rumble” seat, arms wrapped around Erva's waist, hanging on for dear life.

We acquired Erasmus when I was about 6 ½ or 7 years old, about the time we moved from Cruz Bay up to Gifft Hill. Sometimes we rode him to school, a three mile journey into Cruz Bay that started somewhere around 6:30 or 7 in morning. We’d tie him up under the old tamarind tree across the street from the school and at 3 PM ride him back home.

Erasmus had a few distinct quirks. We learned early on he would chew through his tether rope and go wandering off in search of his favorite snack, a parasitic leafless vine called yellow love.

Yellow love kills what it grows on.

We soon changed the rope to a chain and often wondered what he experienced the first time he tried to chew through it.

Another quirk was what he did when we tried to mount him. He would stand patiently while he was being saddled, the epitome of good behavior. But once one of us went to put foot into stirrup he would kick his left rear leg forward, acting for all the world as if he wanted to get his own hoof into the stirrup and climb up onto his own back. We had to time getting a foot into the stirrup and swinging up onto his back between kicks. But once in the saddle he was generally well behaved.

Except for once. I don’t think it was too long after we’d moved to Gifft Hill and we had acquired him that Mom decided it was time for me to take my first lesson in riding him solo. Now I had already ridden him many times with Erva, mostly riding on his rump while she was in the saddle. But sometimes, with her in the rear, I rode in the saddle and learned how to handle the reins.

On this particular day he stood patiently as Mom saddled him. I learned how to time getting my foot into the stirrup, and voila! I was up on in the saddle. The intent was for me to ride around our large yard with Mom and Erva near at hand. But Erasmus had plans of his own.

Maybe he sensed I was a bit afraid. Maybe he thought, “Ha! Novice rider, I’ll teach her a lesson she won’t soon forget.” Maybe he had an itch on his back. Or maybe he was in a bad mood. Whatever was going on in his donkey mind, it soon became apparent he didn’t want to be ridden. He pulled hard against the reins, dropping his head towards the ground. Mom and Erva were both yelling at me to pull up on the reins. But I couldn’t keep his head up. I wasn't strong enough. He dropped to his front knees. I’m screaming. “He’s gonna roll!”

Mom, calm as anything says, “Just step off when he gets to the ground.” Which somehow I managed to do. And there was Erasmus rolling in the dirt, kicking his legs heavenward like a dog, until the saddle was hanging down around his belly.

When he was through he was easily caught and stood patiently while he was unsaddle, acting for all the world as if nothing had happened. And I learned I could easily step off a donkey should it decide to roll.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

A NaNo Update

I'm doing much better than I thought I would.

I'm now up 32, 930 words!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Colors of the Virgin Islands - Views - Part Five

Last, but not least. Views.

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Colors of the Virgin Islands - Clouds - Part Four

I've always loved clouds. Been fascinated by them. As a kid the questions went something like this. What are they made of? Are they soft? Can I sit on a cloud? What makes them change shape? Why are some so big and fat and some so little and thin? When I saw the movie The Incredible Shrinking Man I just KNEW if I ever went through fog that I'd start to shrink too. So I was afraid fog. Not that there's a lot of it in the islands. There isn't and when it happens it's really a low-flying heavy cloud sitting on top of a hill. Just the same it was many years before I realized it was just a story and not real and that I wouldn't shrink and there was nothing to be afraid of.

Despite my strange fear of fog, I still loved clouds and the way my imagination could see things in them. What can YOU see?



As for NaNo. As of yesterday, the 12th, I'm at 25, 928 words!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Colors of the Virgin Islands - Sunsets - Part Three

I have lived in a number of different places, yet I believe the islands take the prize for regular spectacular sunsets.





Tuesday, November 10, 2009

For Dad

Happy Birthday Dad, here where you are...
in my heart, in Erva's heart, in Mom's heart.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Homophonic Monday - U, V, W, X and Nothing for Z

My NaNo word count stands at...(drum roll please) 22,258.

This is the end of Homophonic Monday. I hope, if nothing more it's been a bit humorous and/or interesting.

You're sure to be able to find your way, unlike those in the days of yore, or wore armor when they went to war; the compasses went crazy!



unix, eunuchs
URL, e’er
use, ewes, yews
urn, earn, erne

vail, vale, veil
vain, vane, vein
valance, valence
valiance, vaiants
variance, variants
vary, very
vellum, velum
veracious, voracious
verdure, verger
verses, versus
versed, verst
vial, vile, viol
vice, vise
villain, villain
viscous, viscus

wacks, wax, whacks
wade, weighed
wail, wale, whale
wain, wane
waist, waste
wait, weight
waive, wave
waiver, waver
Wales, whales
walk, wok
war, wore
ward, warred
ware, wear, were, we’re, where
warn, worn
warrantee, warranty
wart, wort
warship, worship
watt, what
way, weigh, whey
we, wee, whee
weak, week
weald, wheeled, wield
wean, ween
weather, whether
weave, we’ve
we’d, weed
weir, we’re
weld, welled
we’ll, wheal, wheel
wen, when
were, whir
wet, whet
which, witch
whig, wig
while, wile
whiled, wild
whin, win, wynn
whine, wine
whined, wind, wined
whirl, whorl
whirled, whorled, world
whirred, word
whish, wish
white, wight, wite
whit, wit
whither, wither
whoa, woe
whole, hole
wholly, holy
whop, wop
whore, hoar
whored, hoard, horde
who’s, whose
why, whye
whys, wise
wield, wheeled
wind, wined
winds, wins, winze
won, one
won’t, wont
wood, would
worst, wurst
wrack, rack
wrap, rap
wrapped, rapt
wreak, reek
wrecks, rex
wrens, rends
wrest, rest
wretch, retch
wright, write, right
wring, ring
wringer, ringer
writing, righting
wrote, rote
wry, rye

xero, zero
xi, psy


yack, yak
y’alll, yawl
yap, yapp
yew, ewe
yews, ewes
yoke, yolk
you’ll yule
yore, your, you’re