Welcome to my 7th Challenge. Thank you Arlee Bird! I know a certain Brit with a certain dog, who's a modest internet star, who thinks we are all crazy for doing this. So I'm doing something off the wall and a bit different just to put a smile on his face (and yours too I hope) and her muzzle if they so happen to stop by.
It's all about the A to Z of:
Shakespearean Insults
Today's insult: Thou art a KABBALISTIC KISSING boar-pig.
AND
Surrealist Compliments!
Today's compliment: I love your eyes but only with KETCHUP.
Hi Bish - these are so brilliant - I'm thoroughly enjoying them .. cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteHilary linked to your blog this morning, so I am visiting. How could I not, with the prospect of Shakespearean insults? This one was dandy!
ReplyDeleteyou are out-doing yourself.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stick to ketchup on french fries and not eyes...
ReplyDeleteSure you don't want fries with that?
ReplyDeleteSimply brilliant!
ReplyDeleteKetchup with eyes does not sound like a compliment, but a terribly gone wrong menu selection.
ReplyDeleteOnly with ketchup, eh? Intriguing.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd respond well to that compliment! :)
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That insult sounds serious. What did that person do? Ummm, that compliment sounds a bit cannibal like...so...no thank you?
ReplyDeleteHello from A to Z, Bish. "I love your eyes but only with ketchup?" Is that the same thing as saying to someone "You're so beautiful but only after I've had 10 beers."
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