My husband passed these on to me, so I have NO idea where they came from or how long these have be out on the world wide web. But they are just too funny for...well, for words! Enjoy.
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an (censored) hole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
Do you have any "new" words to add to the list?
How about:
Explortation: The act of exploring new territories for the purpose of exploitation.
Oh my goodness! These are halarious. I like intarnation the best. Nothing to add except some laughs.
ReplyDeleteHoly FS these are funny! Can't think of any new ones to add right now but these are great, thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteThose are too funny! Ignoranus cracked me up the most!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I was just over at Vijaya's blog looking at the cat that gave up mice for lent, and now to come here and read this...*wipes eyes*. I'd better call these my laugh for the day and get to work. :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha. I love #12! :-)
ReplyDeleteI recognize these! They originally came from "The Mensa Bulletin" which used to feature a truly uproarious "Word Play" contest each month. I'll add one:
ReplyDeleteSintellation - An embarrassing form of gossip practiced by bad dates.
Ah haha! Love these, especially cashtration.
ReplyDeleteHm, new words. Let me think... nope. My brain is dead right now and not going to offer up anything new. Sorry! :)
Love the witty word invention. Beelzebug...yes, in the middle of a hot, sticky night.
ReplyDeleteOMG these are so awesome! Thank your hubby for me.
ReplyDeleteMy son says Frawsome a lot. It's the shortened form of Freaking awesome.
LOL! I think every year one of the dictionary people (either Oxford or Webster) ask people for new words and definitions and they post the most hilarious ones.
ReplyDeleteThose are great - I'm still smiling! I think Karmageddon is my favorite. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, man, this is a great list. But it's far too late at night for me to contribute. That, and I'm not clever.
ReplyDeleteOMG -- these are hilarious!
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