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Monday, July 4, 2011

True Colors

As far as I know, no place in the United States celebrates the 4th quite like they do on St. John. It is a week of celebrating culminating in a parade. I am reprising a blog I wrote back in 2008 as a reminder of the True Colors of these United States and what it means to party. There is no way to describe it except through pictures.

Large beautiful women, scantly clad in colorful costumes, abound. The majority of these women are very physically fit. A typical Fourth of July parade can last five to six hours and they dance and jump and prance the whole time during the heat of the day. They let it all hang out. They should be an inspiration to all large women; that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

Music is essential, the louder the better. Between every troop or float there is some kind of music. It might be a steel band, but more often it is an electrified Calypso band or recorded music. A semi pulls a flatbed and the flatbed carries a huge generator which supplies the power to the amps, instruments and mixing boards.
This is just one example of such a semi. The large blue “box” behind the cab is the generator. Look at the size of those speakers! At one point I was holding an empty soda can in my hand and the can was vibrating to the beat of the music. Imagine what was going on in my chest. If you can’t handle loud, the Fourth of July parade on St. John is not the place for you.

Here’s a picture of a young drummer, probably about 12 or 13 years old. He was quite good. Notice the people standing and sitting right next to speakers.

Here’s a man dressed as a large butterfly.

These girls, dressed in patriotic colors, are dancing on stilts and are a good ten feet tall.

Stilt dancing was traditionally preformed only by men. They are called Moko Jumbies. (Jumbies are mischievous spirits. Moko Jumbies are somewhat more serious and perhaps malevolent.) The stilt dancing Moko Jumbie originated in Africa. Years ago, back in the 1950’s and 60’s they wore a unique costume which included long colorful slacks to cover the stilts, a grass skirt, a tall pointed hat and bull whip, which he would crack above the heads of the crowd as he danced and hopped around on one stilt. They were often anywhere from 16 to 18 feet tall.

We don’t see those kinds of Moko Jumbies as much now-a-days. But here’s a picture of two man dressed in a somewhat traditional way. And, you can see how tall the one in brown is, in comparison to the people.

Tourists always have a good time. Here’s a young man surrounded by some lovely ladies. Note the two beers he has in his hand. He’s out to party and have a good time.

Here are Dino and the Flintstones.

There are troops that have been traditional to all parades (Carnival on St. Thomas, Christmas on St. Croix). Some of these troops have been in existence since the 1950’s. Among them are the Indians who always end the parade, the clowns, and the Zulus. Here’s a picture of some of the Zulus.
And a poor donkey made to look like a zebra.

I always wanted to be a clown. But, like the stilt dancers, the clowns were strictly a male only troop (though not anymore.) The clowns in the islands are not at all like the circus clowns most everyone is familiar with. Members who had been in the troop a long time, sometimes had costumes made in velvet patchwork. These costumes were passed down from father to son. Traditionally the costumes where a bright patchwork of calicoes, trimmed with ball fringe, small mirrors and jingle bells. They wore masks, hats and gloves. They also carried whips made from the leaves of the Sansevieria (or mother-in-law’s tongue) which they cracked as they leapt and danced around the legs of the Moko Jumbie. They did this to keep the Moko Jumbie in line, to keep him from disrupting the enjoyment of the crowd. Clowns had a serious job keeping those evil spirits away, hence the whips, bells and mirrors.

Nowadays the clowns sometimes make a political statement, as two are sporting pictures of Obama. Their costumes are made of velvet. Below, notice the whip draped his shoulder.

And that is barely a taste of what the St. John Fourth of July Festival and Celebration is all about.

Have a wonderful day. Eat plenty of watermelon and have a seed spitting contest!


  1. Gorgeous pictures!! They really go all out :)

  2. And I thought I'd seen all the wackiest hats at the Royal Wedding! But that one in picture number 2 must top all of those!

    Duncan In Kuantan

  3. Sound System rockin!

    Happy Fourth of July, Bish.

  4. That looks like such a cool parade! Yep, doing the watermelon thing. They're in season here now! :o)

  5. Great pictures. Those paraders really do seem to be having a wonderful time. Happy 4th!

  6. Oh WOW. What an amazing celebration. I can just imagine the music and singing and crowd getting into it all. It would be incredible to see!

    Bish, I hope all is going well with you! Have a happy 4th! :)

    Angela @ The Bookshelf Muse

  7. I can always count on you, Bish, to come up with something interesting. Love this.

  8. I've never seen a parade like this. Gorgeous.

  9. Great pictures. Some of the outfits look a bit like our Caribbean Carnival that's held every summer in Leicester UK. There are some photos in my blog from last April that you can see here

  10. This is so cool! It reminds me a bit of the Junkanoos they have in the Bahamas. Thank you so much for sharing!

  11. Wow, fascinating parade. I can't imagine it going on for 5 hours. What fun!

  12. How fabulous! Our 4th of July festivities were not nearly as colorful and extravagant (although they were lots of fun, too). Thanks for sharing these awesome pictures.

  13. WOW. Those costumes and all the colors are amazing. And I love LOUD. Now THAT'S a party!

  14. Wonderful colours and really nice pictures. The guys who manage to stay on those stilts never cease to amaze me.


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